Emmitt Smith: They Owe Me Sex HA!

Emmitt Smith is such a bad guy on TV. I mean he is quite awkward in front of the camera, makes up words that don't exist, and we learned Monday night that someone owes him sex HA!





So now a national television audience is fully aware that someone out there owes Emmitt Smith sex.

We don't know who it is, or how the debt was incurred. We also probably don't want to know.

In the meantime, I would recommend that ESPN work with their talent on the meaning of phrases like "stand by", "You're on", "You're live", and "Don't lip-synch Kanye West songs on live TV".

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